Sunday, November 26, 2006

the fall of linda

jerash
an ancient roman city
in the north of jordan
with kilometres and kilometres of ruins
after spending a whole day exploring the ruins
the sun was starting to set
painting the columns and stones a golden colour
walking down
from the temple of artemis
with two steps to go
linda slipped
and fell
straight over
HARD
screaming in pain
i thought she'd broken her arm
but it turned out
that this freak slip
twisted her knee
after a while
we realized very quickly
that she couldn't walk
so i piggybacked her and our bags
and started out of jerash
with a good 3km or so of walking ahead
i was happy to see
a tourist police walking towards us
...averting his head
to what seemed to him
a shameful display of public affection
between two people
however
once he realized
linda was hurt
he immediately radioed for help
which came in the form of an ambulance
coming in through the back door
(northern gate or so)
however with thousands of years
to erode and buckle the famous roman road
not even the ambulance
was able to drive up
so two men in camouflage
and bright orange ambulance vests
hauled a stretcher over
and carried her the couple hundred yards
to where the ambulance had managed to navigate
one thing to note
neither of these ambulance dudes
would touch her
(she being a female and all)
so i had to help lower her to the stretcher
the world can be a funny place sometimes....
:P
after that
we were racing through the city
up a massive hill
siren wailing
sun setting
children jumping
(in front of the ambulance
while playing kick the ball)
and taxi drivers cutting us off
(ok,
it only happened once
and the driver DID look embarassed
when he realized it was an ambulance...
the flashing lights and siren gave it away)
through winding narrow streets
all the way to the hospital
which proceeded to x-ray her
(without shielding her)
and though people smoked in the hallways
(and in the x-ray room itself even!)
after the statements were taken
(by the tourist police)
they ended up charging us nothing
is that cool or what?
it was neat having the chief of tourist police there
to help us interpret
(he had 4 other uniformed officers
and one plain clothes officer with him)
and make sure he had in writing
that no one pushed linda
(including me)
that said,
i'm sure that he was the one
that had the charges waived
and arranged for a taxi
to take us back to amman
as we'd missed the last public bus
and linda wasn't up to walking
the world is sure full
of friendly people
and it's awesome!
:)

Sunday, November 19, 2006

oh... Canada, EH!

well the world is just the funniest place some times
yesterday was a really neat day
and i'll recount it starting backwards

-walking -
location: amman, jordan - near the citadel
time:after dark
took a stroll
through the nearby hills
(amman has 7 main hill tops)
to see if i could find an angle
to take photos of the amphitheatre
this being a full sized roman theatre
and all lit up at night
earlier this week
i'd visited the citadel at the top of the hill
far below was the amphitheatre
i found a path
leading out of the area
(which costs money to enter)
by following some locals
and found some stairs and paths
down the hill to the main street
i resolved to return
so return i did last night
slowly winding my way up
the dimly lit streets
walking up steep streets
climbing stairs
and generally retracing my steps
in the darkness
dotted with pools of lamplight
the last stretch
was in total darkness
but my eyes adjusted to the gloom
and i felt my way up the slope
with my feet
i should have worn shoes :P
at the top
was the monumental temple
the temple of hercules!
all lit up with spot lights
just sitting there for me
i was in heaven!
i started taking photos
when linda noticed
some police guards moving towards us
i could tell she was nervous
and she called out in a low voice
"you'd better hurry before they get here"
i told her not to worry
and slowly went on framing shot after shot
adjusting the exposures
and trying different angles
on the last shot
i could hear that the police had arrived
their footsteps crunching on the gravel
i took exquisite care
metering the light
and framing the shot
it was a good one :)
as soon as i took it
i stood up
and showed the guard
and linda
and smiled a big kirby smile
as the second guard also came over for a look
i stood there beaming
as the first guard said
with an apologetic smile
that he was sorry, but the area was closed
i looked at him
apologized
and then just "happened" to notice
over his shoulder
the dome of the ummayadd palace
off in the distance
on the other side of the hill
also lit up
nice and bright
and pleaded with the guard
for just one more photo
this time of the palace
(given my limited arabic
this request was accompanied by
a whole heck of a lot of miming :P)
in chinese, linda said to me
"you have a lot of gall!"
but in the next moment
the guard nodded
and said ok
so i walked over to the road
crossed it
and moved until i could see the palace dome
choosing a broken pillar to use as a temporary tripod
i set up my camera
and started shooting
i took a couple of shots
and stood up to leave
all content
when the guard walked up
and motioned me towards the palace
saying "ok, it's ok"
granting me permission to go way closer
cool or what!?
linda followed along
speechless
while i was hopping like a little kid on christmas day
i must have taken about 20 shots
in the main courtyard
completely unobstructed by tourists
and lit up nicely by the different flood lights
once again
sharing my favourite photos with the guards
who nodded and smiled
they said, that the area was closed
and we should go out now
the pointed in the direction of the gate
smiled
and waved
as we both thanked them profusely in arabic
cool :)

-standing-
location: amman, jordan - in a back alley bakery
time: just after supper
i walked in
to this tiny bakery
after an awesome supper
in a tiny restaurant
that had an upstairs seating area
consisting of 3 tables
in a "being john malkovich" sized room
sitting down was cozy
and the locals were friendly beyond belief :)
i walked into the bakery
and just stood there
looking at the bread
which was dumped by type
in various steel wire bins
with a few customary hellos
(salaam aley kum)
and welcomes
("welcome to jordan!")
all with lots of smiles :)
one of the men
motioned me to come around the counter
through a back door
to see
their oven
manned by a palestinian
with 2 long shovels
slotting lines of pita breads in and out
so quickly
it was a beauty to behold
i was greeted by another man
an egyptian named nasser
and a jordanian, bilel
who was the son of the owner
staffed by an assortment of people
upstairs and down
they were making the pita breads from scratch
with machine like quickness
from rolls of dough
pulled from a massive blob
one in each hand
to the automatic roller
fed by hand on one end
and flipped off a conveyer belt on the other
onto long wooden slats
one man on each end
moving as fast as the rollers could move
where one mistake
would cause raw flat dough
to be spilled onto the ground
to a stack of slats
passed through the floor
back to the first level
where the oven team
shovelled them in and out
to the guy at the front
who manned the till
and would pop back to help receive the slats
through the long hole in the ceiling
(or the 2nd story floor...
all depending on where you're standing eh?)
now,
i'd heard that there was this bread they made
filled with meat or cheese
and i asked belil about this
as i'd not seen them in his shop
nor in any other bakery
he said that it was easy to make
the meat a little harder than the cheese
but if i brought him the meat or cheese
he would make them for me
i asked him where one could get the right ingredients
and he took me 10 steps out of his shop
where he helped me buy
a huge bag of cheese
for 1 JD (jordanian dinar)
which should make about 4 breads he estimated
it turned out we had enough for 5
which he made fresh from the same dough as the pita
and then made pizza/cheese breads
baked fresh in the oven
i was looking for an easily portable lunch
for the next day
and there i had it
in the time i was there
talking and chatting away
i found belil
was really happy when he realized i was canadian
you see,
he was going to canada soon
after many visits to the canadian embassy here
(and he assured me
they were very friendly and helpful!)
and finally enough "points"
yes,
he was going to canada
to become a canadian
i said to him
"welcome to canada!"
:)
hehehee
neat eh? :)
well,
when all was said and done
and the piping hot cheese breads put into a bag
he gave them to me with a smile
and said "it's on my account"
and when i pressed him to take some money
he said,
it's my gift
because i'm happy to meet a canadian
the sincere generosity was so evident
i went away with a warm fuzzy feeling
and after stashing my bread
i picked up my camera
to walk up a hill
and see what i could find :)

-sitting-
location: eastern desert, jordan - in a cab
time: day time
i was sitting in a cab
a cab that i'd hired
to take me around for the day
to visit the desert castles
during this time
i spoke with our driver
who was friendly, laid back
and could really speak english quite well
abu mohammed
(father of mohammed,
and 10 other children)
came to amman in 1979
after fleeing the west bank
and has been there ever since
it says so right in the book
along with a description of his life
a book of interviews
people from all walks of life
commenting about... life
a palestinian by birth
he had lived
and still lives
a life
between the visits to the different castles
(we visited 5 in all)
there was much time to talk
abu mohammed related a story to me
it goes as follows:

I love Canada! Do you know why? Because Canada helps people. The United States bring war and soldiers and guns to the Arab countries, but the Canadians bring us food. When I was a child, I lived in the West Bank. We had no food, and everyone was hungry. And then the Candadian Government comes and gives us one meal a day. This meal is in the middle of the day, so we are all happy to go to school because this means we will have food. The government makes a special cafeteria in our school just for this. And you know what we call the restaurant? We call it "Canadian Restaurant". Every day when it is time for lunch, all the students start to chant "Ca-na-da! Rest-au-rant!" over and over! That was over fifty years ago and I still remember how generous Canadians are. That is why I like Canadians.

listening to the emotion
with which he spoke
made me proud
to be part of something
that i had no part in
it made me proud to be canadian
even though i had nothing to do with it
and most importantly
it made me realize
that something so simple
could have such profound effects
decades later
perhaps there are better ways
than sending in soldiers, eh?
one thing tho,
being proud to be canadian has it's burden too
hearing so many good things about my country
that i truly didn't "do" myself
really makes me want to be a better canadian...
cool eh? ;)

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Kirby in Karak

i had planned to write
stories in the order they happened
as it stands
i'm severely backlogged
this comes from not spending enough time
in internet cafes
and spending too much time
visiting the local sites and walking aimlessly
go figure, eh? ;)
at this particular moment,
i am in the sleepy little town of karak
where everything closes shortly after sundown
(just before or about 5pm)
and i mean EVERYTHING
restaurants were closing a little later
(6pm to 6:30pm)
and luckily this internet place
(the only one in town, as far as we can tell)
is open till midnite
other than that,
nada
streets are empty of cars and people
and other than the odd stack of caged chickens
the streets feel abandoned
that's fine by me however
as i got all my food just before the shops closed
had a nice meal
and spent the day
visiting the best darn castle i've ever seen in my life
it's called karak castle
(*wink*)
and one of the reasons it's now my favourite castle in all the world
is that one is able to truly explore this ancient castle
explore it's upper walls,
the inner chambers
the dungeons
the tunnels under the church
walk up secret staircases
search for hidden rooms
climb into small doors or holes in the wall
and find more passages and rooms to explore
one locked door we were able to find
a museum guard who had the key
and he unlocked it for us
which opened up a whole other section of the castle
within the lower walls
with vaulted chambers and an 80 metre long hallway
it was amazing!
i've visited prettier castles
i've visited older castles
i've even visited castles with more history
even tho this one is as rich and thick as they come
however,
none of the previous castle i visited
would allow one such abandon
(at times recklessly so)
to explore so much!
they are currently restoring parts of the castle
including one of the main towers (the NE corner)
and as we went into one of the rooms in the tower
we saw planks of wood extending out a large window
with scaffolding beyond
where workmen under the supervision a foreman
were mortaring in newly worked blocks of stone
that other men were cutting and shaping in the dry moat below
the coolest thing is,
we were invited out onto the scaffolding
to see the work in progress!
linda being the engineer in the group
(and more importantly,
not scared to death of heights
like some certain other wimps... *inno*)
after watching him adjust the plank
which was about 8 inches wide... max!
i decided that my ponderous weight
would probably cause it and all the scaffolding
to go crashing down into the valley below
and thus,
in order to spare much damage to such a noble project
i decided to remain inside the tower
and content myself with taking photos of linda and the foreman
(yeah! content myself, eh! yeah! *wink*)
oh, by the by,
we'd met a hungarian guy at breakfast
in the tower hotel
our home and abode for the 2 days in karak
who joined us for part of our explorations
which made for excellent conversations
and more humans to for me to use
as silhouettes and models
in different parts of the castle
very cool :)
this new hungarian friend
eric by name,
and calling the land of the swiss his home,
spent the first 3 or 4 hours with us
and then proceeded to finish karak castle on his own
while linda and i took a lunch break in town
to return later to watch the sun set
but before we parted
we'd found the stables
the crusaders gallery above
the barracks opposite the massive kitchen
and the oven rooms beyond
we'd found the old nabatean relief
predating salah-ah-din and the crusades by many hundreds of years
we'd peered over the edges of the wall
(or in linda's case
walked fearlessly to the edges of the roof
where there was no guard rail)
to see the steep slopes
and the glacis wall
including the infamous drop
where the crusader reynauld de chatillon
would toss hapless victims over the edge to their deaths
making sure they'd stay conscious
by encasing their heads in wooden boxes
(if you don't know what a glacis wall is
then google it... they're pretty cool *wink*)
ok,
so here's a bit of a history interlude for all interested and not
this castle was ruled by the bad-ass reynauld fellow
(mentioned above)
who was so down-right evil
that this guy called salah-ad-din (or saladin)
got mighty ticked off
united all the arabs
and decided to kick the crusaders out of their homelands
(like i said,
he was a lil upset, eh)
anyways,
saladin laid seige to the castle of karak twice
which had never fallen before
and finally broke through
(tho i'm not sure if his brother was commanding
in the very end
cuz he had something else to deal with...
seiges take a while
and things come up eh?
that's life...)
he personally executed reynauld
when he let every other crusader commander leave
with their troops
after they surrendered
if they promised not to come back
nice guy eh?
almost sounds like a canadian or something :)
anyways,
reynauld de chatillon was despised
by his own people as well as his enemies
especially when he broke truces
by killing, raiding, kidnapping, murdering, looting
and disobeyed his own commanders
as he believed he was powerful enough
(and safe enough in karak)
to do whatever he wanted
on the other hand,
saladin was respected and honoured by both sides
for his chivalry and honour
when he laid seige to the castle the first time
there was a wedding going on
and when the bride (stefanie something or other)
sent out feast food for the arab commanders
saladin inquired as to area of the castle the newlyweds were in
so that he could direct catapult fire and bombardment
away from that area
in order to allow the new couple to have a nice wedding night
is that just cool or what?
ok,
back to the castle this morning
the maze of tunnels
with doors and arrow slits and holes in the roof
(murder holes,
ventilation holes,
chimney holes,
lighting holes,
etc holes)
and interconnecting chambers
the ambient light
was a photographer's dream
add to that 2 people
who were patient enough to be models
and hours of fun were to pass by quickly
in posture and in pose :)
with the lonely planet in one hand
bookmarked to the map of karak castle
and my camera in the other
we wound our way through
finding every little interesting nook and cranny listed
(except for the greek inscription that was... somewhere!)
as well as quite a few that weren't mentioned
from passages and chambers
to the odd hidden staircase
that said,
without the LP's detailed directions
it would have been hard to find
the one hidden staircase that was in plain view
you have to see it to realize how cool that is :)
ok,
it also helped that 3 jordanian guys
in leather jackets
marched straight into a dead end niche
as we were looking for the staircase
and "disappeared"
only to appear on the next tier above
and then finally on the very highest part of the ramparts
there are seven levels in karak
but not all of them are connected directly
and as linda described
some areas now look like a rabbit's warren
as the top part of the main court
looks like hills with hobbit holes in them
as many of the rooms had vaulted ceilings
which gives the area a hilly look
it's kind of weird
to be standing on a hill
strewn with rubble and weeds growing haphazardly
and look down into a hole
that is a ceiling light hole to a large chamber
with a hole in the floor
that is a ceiling light hole to ANOTHER chamber below that
with a hole in the floor...
you get the idea :)
and if you're scared of heights like me

(i prefer to use the word acrophobic
just like eric,
tho i'm way WAY worse)
suddenly,
the ground, the hill
all feels so transparent...
and high!!!
:P
we parted ways with eric around noon
as he had other castles to visit
and another town to hit
while we were spending the night in karak again
and besides, we were hungry
we left the castle knowing we could return
after the gatekeeper ok'd it
by asking if we still had our tickets
half a roast chicken later
and a bunch of tasty baklava downed with tea
(or water in linda's case
as she's recently given up drinking tea...
it DOES stain the teeth quite badly after a while eh)
we returned in time
to catch the sun moving into the western sky
and the light approaching that golden colour
that heralds the day's end
we started off in the museum
and afterwards were able to find
the right guard with the right key
to unlock the gates into another long staircase
that was within the wall and extended under the musem
now when i say "within the wall",
realize that the wall is like 12 metres wide here at least
(that's like 40 feet eh!)
and we were went exploring the 80 metre long passage
with a high vaulted ceilings
and a whole bunch of arrow slit walls
and a beautiful domed roof
with a big hole in it to let light in
very cool :)
when we emerged back into the sunlit world
the sun was just above the horizon
and a bird flew by
it had tapered wings
and looked like a sparrow
if a sparrow was about 50-100 times as large
as it normally was
my first thought was "falcon!"
and after taking a few photos
of this beautiful bird
riding the air currents
and darting around
we both agreed that this indeed
was a falcon
very cool!
he (or she?) was swooping around
and would go into dives down the castle wall
tucking in his wings
and accelerating so fast
it was hard not to gasp
in amazement and wonder!
we watched the falcon drift and glide
swoop and dive
as the sun turned the castle walls golden orange
little sparrows were the prey of the day
and to watch the life and death aerial acrobatics
of predator and prey
was absolutely rivetting
we watched the sun sink below the hills
the sky turn colour
and surely the last 2visitors in the castle
the thought finally occurred to me
that we may be locked in
luckily,
when we found our way back to the gate
(after a few "last" photos, of course!)
a man appeared
let us out
with a smile on his face
probably in response
to the huge glowing smiles on our own faces
what a way
to end the day!
beautiful eh? :)





Wednesday, November 08, 2006

the pyramids at giza

over a month ago
i arrived in this exotic foreign land
i came here to dive
and then to explore it's ancient architecture
in my first 2 days in cairo
i went on a fixed tour
with a small group of divers
who'd come with me from canada
our guide took us to the famous pyramids at giza
a site i'd wanted to visit since i learned about egypt in grade 4
in miss joyce fitzgerald's class
(later to become mrs. kelleher)
...isn't it strange what one remembers sometimes?
:)
we arrived to see
a horde...
of tourists
of police
of buses and taxis beyond count
of camels and donkeys laden with souvenir selling locals
of pure and utter touristic chaos
i've never seen in my life
any where as congested and crawling with tour buses
as the pyramids at giza
the only thing that is even remotely close
is to see the boat docks at sharm-el-sheikh
where most divers and snorkellers leave from
to get onto their boats for the day trip ahead
but that's another story ;)
to have just arrived in egypt
and see all the tourists
and the vulture-like souvenir sellers
flocking around them
was crazy
i didn't quite know what to expect
but it certainly wasn't this!
add to that fact
that our guide limited the amount of time
which we had to explore the site
in order to make time to take us to
perfume shops, rug factories and papyrus stores
where the locals tried to sell us overpriced merchandise
and on which i know he made a hefty commission
and one could say
my first sighting of the pyramids
which i'd so long wanted to see in person
was kind of bewildering
i was also told
i couldn't go into the main pyramid
because tickets were hard to get
and they were prolly all out
(there's a limit they sell per day
at selected times)
was at odds with my guidebook
which said the 2nd group of tickets
would be on sale
in less than 15 minutes
after we'd arrived
guess our marvelous guide
didn't count on us having a guidebook with proper info
he then spent a good 5-10 minutes trying to dissuade me
from even checking it out
seeing as the parking lot was diametrically opposed
to the ticket office
ie. on the other corner of the pyramid,
diagonally opposite to where i was
he said it would take too long to even check it out
good thing i walk fairly fast
have good shoes
and am too stubborn to listen to someone
who doesn't have my own best interests at heart
ok,
i should give the guy a break
he's only trying to earn a living right?
anyways,
i made it over to the ticket office
and found
that i managed to get
the first ticket into the pyramids
no line up
either at the ticket office
or at the entrance
go figure eh?
*censored*
the only thing i could see
that would stop one from this excursion
was the hefty 100LE cost
to enter the pyramid
luckily with my teacher card
i could get in for 1/2 price
which was still more than the admission
to the entire site itself at full cost!
now,
one isn't allowed to take photos inside
and i was carrying with me
my new digital SLR
i'd just arrived and didn't know how safe it was
so linda and i
decided to take turns going into the pyramids
which halved our time
but made me feel safer and more at ease
upon entering the pyramid
i soon found
that 2 of the tunnels were closed
the lower tunnel
and that into the queen's chamber
that left the grand gallery
with the king's chamber at the top
a steep climb
into this ancient edifice
ending in the final unadorned chamber
was really interesting for me
i wish i'd had time
to just chill out
and get my 50LE worth :)
in the chamber
i noticed a woman
sitting on the floor
likely meditating
maybe praying
and i was envious
as i seriously felt the time constraint
i walked around slowly
feeling the energy of the place
and enjoying what little time i had
time of course
is an illusion
until one decides to accept it
in which case
it becomes a very real burden
after too short a time
i exited the pyramids
and waited in the cool shadows
while linda made her run
when i finally left the site
i was feeling like
i needed way more time
and i knew once again
why i so strongly disliked joining organized tours
now this whole experience
was tempered by the fact
that i knew i had another 7 weeks or so
of travelling on my own
after all the diving was done
and i told myself i would return
and "do the pyramids properly"
so when i returned to cairo
after my 2 weeks of diving
i started to plan...
staying at the canadian hostel
i met some people
who were here doing some volunteer work
and travelling in a group
a number of them went to see the pyramids at sunrise...
as soon as i heard this
i thought... "cool..."
i ended up doing the same thing
the next day
now one thing one should know
is that it was ramadan
and the pyramid site
did not open until 9am
(way after sun rise)
even if it weren't ramadan
the site would not open until 8am
so this would be a special trip
involving certain contacts
and paying the right people the right amount of money
the plan was to see the sunrise
catch breakfast
and then return to the pyramids
where we'd walk and explore the site properly
we woke up at 4am
and caught our ride out to giza
where we met the stablemaster
and our guide
we had some beautiful healthy horses brought out
and my one regret was
that i was bringing my whole camera bag
and wasn't sure i could balance that well while galloping...
we walked through the dark alleys
and unpaved streets
lit only by the glare of sparsely spaced street lamps
until even those ran out
and our eyes adjusted to the gloom
that was slowly fading in the wake of false dawn
by the time we reached the desert sands
the sky was lightening
but with dawn still an hour away
our guide let us try to gallop a little
across a flat sandy stretch
we'd left giza behind
and had the whole desert before us
stretching on into infinity
at first i had a hard time
keeping the camera on my back
and the horse pointed in the right direction
i didn't even think about trying
to take a photo
while galloping
after getting a feel for my balance
i started to gallop
(in the right direction...
which always seems to be a bit of an issue for me :P)
and with the wind in my ears
and the sand pounding away in puffs
beneath my horse's hooves
it was like being in a movie
as linda and the guide
would thread ahead of me
and then be passed by my own horse
(who was obviously the strongest horse of the 3
as i was heavier than linda and the guide put together :P)
it was one of those moments
where we were moving so fast
and flowing so beautifully
that time slowed down
and i can still remember
seeing the flash of the horse's shoe
as it flipped back a puff of desert sand
and the lulling cadence
of the gallop
we circled through the desert
and far off in the distance
we could see the forms of the pyramids
which were enclosed by a high fence and concrete wall
soon however
we came to a gate in the fence
where a sleeping guard
didn't even stir
as we passed through
the gate was barely wide enough
for one person on a horse to go through
and once on the other side of the barricade
we galloped towards the pyramids
we arrived with plenty of time to spare
and as we walked around a sandy rise
the guide walked the sweat off the horses
and we watched the sun rise
amid distant chanting from the mosques
calling the faithful to prayer
it was something out of a romantic and exotic movie
glorious!
from our vantage point
i could see all 9 pyramids
and there being no roads out here
one would only be able to reach this
by crossing quite a stretch of desert
but that wasn't the most beautiful aspect of this moment
the beauty lay in the fact
that there was no one there
not a soul
no buses
no police
no screaming hordes of vendors
hassling even larger hordes of bewildered khawagas
(foreigners)
we were all alone
3 small 2 legged beings
and 3 slightly larger 4 legged ones
amidst the awesome construct of the pyramids
with the sun rays rising above the morning haze
to light it's surfaces
the calls to prayer
was like a magical sound track
echoing faintly across the desert
with modern speakers and amplifiers
but clear enough to hear
i guess life IS like the movies sometimes
and in this case
the soundtrack was already provided for
the beauty of that moment
was so touching
and so special
that i decided right then and there
that i didn't want to visit the pyramids
a couple of hours later
when it opened to the general public
i wanted to remember
the pyramids
in their soul-touching glory
linda agreed
and we headed home
after lingering for over an hour after sunrise
a fierce gallop to the back gate
brought us to where our slumbering guard
stirred faintly
and we headed back to civilization
where the waking sounds of the city
grew louder and louder
but never loud enough
to wash away the wonder of the experience




Sunday, November 05, 2006

kirby a.k.a. sharkbait

the brothers islands
in the middle of the red sea
accessible only by liveaboard
it was october
and the sharks were there
i swam with some grey reef sharks on the first dive
they were large
they were deep
and there were at least 4 or 5 of them
moving like a pack of wolves
through the ocean depths
i didn't get close enough to touch any
but i did have a pretty good view
when i descended to their cruising depths
it was a nice re-intro to diving with big sharks :)
by dive 2,
i'd heard there were silkies in the water
and one of the girls on the boat
had videographed a large oceanic white tip
in pretty darn shallow water in her first dive
(videographed is a kirbyword for what a videographer does...
*wink*)
so at the end of the dive
i decided to "hang out"
under the boat
after every one else went up
there was a rule on the boat
that everyone was to dive with a buddy
but i figured
hanging onto the safety line under the boat
should suffice
as they'd know exactly where i was
(the rule was in effect
because many divers apparently cannot handle
the currents in the area
and they don't want people swept off to sea alone
...it's a good rule then
because if i ever got swept out to sea
it would be nice to know
that i'd be dying together with someone i knew...
*rasp* :P
that being said
we were either super fortunate
to not really run into anything super turbulent
or the the definition of a "strong" current
is different in the red sea
than say, oh ... canada? *wink*)
now this safety line hangs about 5m or 15 feet
under the boat
with some weights and a spare tank and regulator
(in case people run out of air or something)
now for those that do not dive

this is a depth
where one can chill for pretty much as long as they like
and not risk getting "bent"
(decompression sickness)
the only limiting factor is the air in your tank
i'd been down about an hour
and had a good 40 minutes left at that depth
plus, the people on the boat
had been kind enough to leave another bottle down there
that would easily last me another 2 hours or so
:P
with that in mind,
i decided hang onto the line
and see if any big critters would show up
now there's something kinda cool
about hanging around in the blue
with no other divers in the water
the massive hull of the Empress Serenity above me
was kind of a comfort
as was the rope i hung on to
knowing that it was attached to my home for the next week or so
while all these thoughts
and a dozen other miscellaneous ones
were passing through my conscious mind
it suddenly occurred to me
that sharks attack from below
and my feet were dangling under the tank
now imagine yourself
suspended in the water
in a standing position
then imagine a sphere around you
and try to "see" in every direction
it's pretty much impossible
now
if you take half a sphere...
say the bottom half
- from which a shark is "most" likely to attack -
you STILL can't see in every direction
without constantly moving and swivelling
it is at this precise moment
that the steel hull of the 44m liveaboard boat
becomes a scant comfort
so to remedy the situation
i applied my immense intellect
and did the smartest thing possible...
i decided to sit cross-legged on the tank
so if a shark DID decide to do something
like oh... try a test bite, or something
i'd have a nice strong aluminum cylinder
under my legs
and under my butt
which the shark would hopefully bite first
of course,
then i wondered if an aluminum cylinder
could actually explode under water
from a strong enough compression of it's sidewalls
(ie. shark bite)

and what that might do to my rear end
*ponder*
while my mind was furiously engaged
in doing the "smartest thing possible"
i got a feeling...
one of those "some one is looking at you" feelings
so with a graceful pivot around the line
(with my legs still crossed on the tank)
i looked behind me
and lo and behold,
i saw
nothing
:)
i must have been getting spooked or something
and upon realizing this
i relaxed some
and just kinda swung in a globular fashion
(with the tank still under my butt)
right around to face a fully grown oceanic white tip
swimming above me
it's like one of those bad jaws movies eh?
except my scream was of excitement
and not fear
i could see the school of pilot fish
hovering around her dorsal and pectoral fins
which were the clean rounded tips splashed in white
now in the category of sharks
there are two kinds in kirby's world
the kind that are afraid of me
(nurse sharks and white tip REEF sharks mostly
who swim away when approached with sincerety)
and those that might think i'm food
(any shark that comes TO me
instead of having me swim over to him/her)
this shark clearly belonged in an upper class
as a predator on the food chain
and i didn't even have a buddy diving with me
to use as a food shield
*inno*
seriously though
to see any deep ocean shark
is a wonder to behold
the words lethal and dangerous come into mind
at the same time as beautiful
along with a definite respect
for it's power
at this moment
as if choreographed or something
i noticed a sleeker dark shape below me
remember,
sharks attack from below
and with the oceanic swimming circles at head level
i started to take photos and video
of the large silky shark
that was cruising maybe 10 feet
below my silver tank protected butt
when the 3rd and 4th sharks arrived
i was in heaven!
i mean imagine this
big sharks (8-12 feet)
2 different species
ALL coming right TO me!
it was better than national geographic
and it was like Nat Geo Live in 3D!
what more could a guy ask for?
with the sharks swimming in and out of view
from all different directions
and no other divers in the water
(divers in the water usually mean bubbles
which can obscure one's own view
...sucky!)
i had one of those moments
where i pictured how i would look
from a third person's point of view
(or a 4th shark's point of view)
kirby sitting crosslegged on a silver tank
with another tank on his back
reflecting what little light there is
kind of like how a fish might
flashing silver lines
as he spins in a ball like motion
at the end of the line
in deep blue water
from the back end of a boat
and then the word "bait ball" popped into my head
and i thought to myself
"hmm, do i really look like a bait ball?"
i was glad i didn't have fish for lunch
i will be completely honest
i felt just the tiniest bit vulnerable
so i did the most sensible thing i could think of
i turned on the air pressure for the safety tank
(they leave it shut off,
so you have to turn it on if you want to use it)
i figured with 2 extra regulators
and a tank charged with air
if i needed to
i could blow some serious bubbles
(by purging the regulators underwater)
and that might deter a shark from attacking
sad to say
i never did have a chance to test my theory
as after 17 minutes or so
the sharks circled off into the blue
i was like the exploding air ball of death
just waiting for a shark to try something stupid
and all for nothing
with 2 minutes to go until my 80 minute max
and still over 1/3 of a tank of air left in my tank
(i reached a compromise with the divemasters on board

i told them i would only dive for 80 minutes at a time
if they cut me some slack in how i buddied up with people...
in this case
i figured i was buddied up with the boat
so that should count for something)
the line above me
gave a sudden jerk
and i was hauled out of the water
i guess they'd seen me hanging below the boat
or at least my bubbles constantly rising to the surface
in the same spot
and decided it was time for me to come up
78 minutes!
(i could have had 2 more minutes!!!)
and i was sure the sharks would return soon
quel dommage!
what a shame...
:)
i guess the most interesting part
of the whole mental journey
and the fears that would arise
is the fact that
even tho i KNOW that humans are a shark's natural food
and even though i KNOW that sharks don't attack divers
(unless provoked...
and really, i didn't try to touch any of these ones
as i was still watching how they moved
and studying their body language)
it doesn't help the feeling that one is vulnerable
when one knows
that there are sharks at one's back
under one's feet
and above one's head
and even though i've seen a shark's attack patterns
quite a few times now
(on video and live)
and recognize some of the signs
that are a precursor to the test bite
(of which i didn't see any at all this time)
when the animal is wild
and at least 5 times your mass
with LOTS of sharp pointy teeth
it does take some meditative thought
to stay in that place of peace and harmony
very cool :)
and life is beautiful!

Saturday, November 04, 2006

egypt... 2006

it's been quite some time
since i've last hit the blog
life got busy
and now i'm in egypt
over a month into my trip
and my visa has run out
but no worries!
life is laid back here
and i'm in full backpacker travel mode
taking taxis and ferries for 5-10 cents
life is good :)
a quick recap on the last month
flew into cairo at the start of october
and just about the start of ramadan too
did 2 weeks of diving
one on a liveaboard (the Emperor Serenity)
where i got to dive with some awesome sharks!
oceanic white tips and silkies
also caught a glimpse of a thresher shark :)
(beautiful!!!!)
then did a week in sharm-el-sheikh
doing land based boat dives
and after the brothers islands
it took a day or so to adjust
and appreciate how nice it was there :)
(life is SO subjective eh?)
then it was back to cairo
where linda and i chilled for a few days
before heading down to aswan
via overnight train
(about 15 hours)
and then to abu simbel
where we saw the light show in the evening
(very VERY good!)
and the sun rise into the temple
which lit up a bunch of the statues
in the inner most sanctuary
(we missed the date by about 5 days
but 2 of the 4 statues still lit up
and that was super cool)
then it was back to aswan
to see a few more things
and take a felucca part way down the nile
(one day and one night)
and then onto a mini-bus convoy
that stopped in kom'ombo
(to see a temple)
and edfu
(to see a temple)
and then luxor
(to see a whole crapload of temples)
here i am now in luxor
and have been for 6 days
visiting temples
and tombs (valley of the kings, queens, etc)
just for the record,
the light show at the awesome temple of karnak
SUCKS
big waste of money
overrated in the guide books
and a waste of time too
for those of you that know me
trust me!
if you have to see a light show in egypt
go see abu simbel :)
especially if you like taking photos
with gigantic statues lit up at night
:)
i've been hiking over the little mountains here
saving money
but also getting magnificent views
of the different valleys
where they buried all their "important" people
too bad many tombs are closed
and all of them were robbed
(even king tut's...
tho most of the stuff made it to the museum in cairo)
today i did a day trip to abydos and dendarra
and it was amazing!
tomorrow i head for dahab
on a 16-18 hour bus ride
and will try to exit the country
and pop over into jordan
as my visa expired a couple of days ago
and apparently i have a grace period of a week or two
so hopefully i'll end up in jordan visiting petra soon
and not in an egyptian jail ;)
hehehee
actually
they'll prolly just want bakshish here
(pronounced bak-sheesh)
ok,
there's been a lot of little stories here
met some cool people
(lots!)
met some not-so-cool people
(just a couple here and there)
and had some ups and downs
just like life any where, doing any thing eh?
in the end it's all good
so long as one keeps things in perspective
:)
ok,
one last confession
read my lil bro's blog
(lil bro who is off adventuring in central america -
even if he thinks he's in south america...
check the map for guatemala *wink*)
and that inspired me to at least make an entry into mine
which has been some what dormant for over a year
hey,
what can i say?
life got busy
:)
in a good way!
:)
cheers all!